[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 3
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x]You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 7